By Tom, age 6.<\/p>\n
Once upon a time there was a Dark Lord called Lord Mandleson<\/a>. His boss was a man called Mr Brown who’s got his own kingdom. Mr Brown had a terribly difficult year looking after his kingdom and so in August 2009 he went on holiday and left the Dark Lord in charge.<\/p>\n The people in the kingdom didn’t choose Lord Mandleson, so they didn’t really like him being in charge<\/a>. This kingdom must have been really hard to rule, because after just a few days he also went on holiday<\/a>, to an sunny island called Corfu<\/a> to stay with his friends the Rothschild family and a man called Mr Geffen. The Rothschild were very, very rich and had a yacht<\/a> and everything. Mr Geffen<\/a> is a really important person in the music and movie business – he\u00a0 even made Shrek<\/a>!<\/p>\n Very soon after Lord Mandleson returns from his holiday, he announces<\/a> that pirates<\/a> on the internet are a really really big problem<\/a> and that the government needs to make new laws really quickly to stop them from killing all our musicians. We were all scared.<\/p>\n These bad pirates were stealing<\/a> all sorts of music and movies which made a lot<\/a> of people very upset, but in particular the big important companies that look after<\/a> musicians. Some clever people in France<\/a> said that pirates would soon cost these companies \u20ac240 billion<\/a> and 1.2 million jobs<\/a>.<\/p>\n So the government made a new law called the Digital Economy Bill<\/a>, which (amongst other things too complicated for me to understand<\/a>) was meant to stop these bad pirates by making their internet slower and slower and eventually just stop<\/a>. They thought that if the pirates couldn’t share music, they’d pop to the shops and buy a CD instead<\/a>, just like a good person would. My daddy told me a story – when he was about my age, some big important people said the same things about “cassettes<\/a>” and that they were constantly being told that “home taping is killing music”<\/a>. I don’t really know what a cassette is, but he said he often used one to copy the radio<\/a> before deciding<\/a> which his fav bands were. Daddy has lots and lots of big black discs called records which play music when scratched by a needle. I’m asking Santa for one next Christmas.<\/p>\n So this law was rushed before the important men and women who run the kingdom – who all sit in a big room under a loud clock called Ben. There are 646 of these important people – 187 liked this Bill<\/a>, 47 didn’t, the rest were probably on holiday. 20 of them talked for many, many hours and had lots of arguments, the other 174 must have been very naughty because they were busy being whipped<\/a>. Lots of people wrote letters<\/a> to the important men and women (20,000 – gosh), and a gazillion<\/a> people on twitter all had a jolly good shout – all asking them to stop what they were doing and talk to some smart wizards who know lots about computers<\/a> and things. But Mr Brown’s people were in a big rush and had no time for more talking. Maybe they didn’t really understand<\/a> much about computers<\/a>. Maybe they were just in a hurry to do the dishes because they kept talking about doing the washing-up<\/a>.<\/p>\n At first I was really happy because all those musicians had been saved from the nasty pirates. But being small and curious (and a bit precocious), I wondered what the pirates were doing that was so nasty and evil. But all they were doing is sharing<\/a> music with lots of people so they can also dance and sing along to their fav music. If I played guitar a bit better I’d want everyone in the world to hear it. These pirates don’t sound very nasty to me – I was always told that stealing is bad but sharing is good<\/a>.<\/p>\n And then I wondered how you catch a pirate. Apparently, you can listen to them talking and catch them giving music away. They do lots of listening<\/a> in far away places like China<\/a> and Iran<\/a>. I think Mr Brown wants to listen in to us as well.<\/a> The trouble is that pirates are smart and it’s really easy for them to talk to each<\/a> other without being heard<\/a>. I have a best friend at school and we often write notes to each other in special secret code<\/a> so that the teacher won’t understand what we’re talking about – it’s really fun and dead easy to do.<\/p>\n My daddy says that now that we’ve all got computers, he doesn’t bother buying records<\/a> any more. He sometimes listens to music on the internet<\/a> which is really clever and he sometimes plays me music that nobody has ever heard before<\/a>. Some of it I like, but some sounds a bit like a strangled cat. I think he calls this “jazz” music.<\/p>\n The only people who don’t like pirates are the big important people<\/a> who still make the records. But if people don’t want records any more<\/a>, they might have to ask the pirates how they share music<\/a>. Only really old people like my dad still use\u00a0 records and the people that make them are even older – the Dark Lord Mandleson<\/a>‘s friend is apparently over 200 years old!<\/p>\n The people in Mr Brown’s kingdom are going to choose<\/a> a new leader soon. Not sure why, maybe they don’t like him or perhaps he’s too tired and grumpy. One of the people who wants his job is a very rich man with a big forehead<\/a> who waves his arms around a lot. He’s also got some friends<\/a> who really, really hates pirates and has promised to banish<\/a> them from the face of the earth. Eurgh.<\/p>\n But there’s also a man called Mr Nick<\/a> who thinks that big companies are bullies and that pirates aren’t so bad. Maybe they’ll become best of friends<\/a>? I hope so, because I quite like pirates and I think I want to be one when I grow up. Either that or play guitar in a rock band and tour places like Corfu so that the whole world can listen to my music.<\/p>\n I’d wish I could choose who was going to run our kingdom, but they don’t think 6 year olds are important or clever enough.<\/p>\n
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