{"id":21,"date":"2005-10-15T18:05:52","date_gmt":"2005-10-15T18:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/?p=21"},"modified":"2012-06-05T08:18:30","modified_gmt":"2012-06-05T08:18:30","slug":"damn-animals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"Damn animals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every evening my small London garden is attacked by a troupe of incontinent foxes that leave the most disgusting turds in my flower bed. For once, I can&#039;t blame Tony Blair. Oh, hang on &#8211; yes I can!! Fox hunting&#039;s been banned!!<br \/>\nIf anyone has a cunning plan to restore the colour of my garden from beige to green, then I&#039;d be very, very grateful for your help.<br \/>\nPlease, it&#039;s bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every evening my small London garden is attacked by a troupe of incontinent foxes that leave the most disgusting turds in my flower bed. For once, I can&#039;t blame Tony Blair. Oh, hang on &#8211; yes I can!! Fox hunting&#039;s been banned!! If anyone has a cunning plan to restore the colour of my garden [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":418,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions\/418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}