{"id":52,"date":"2007-02-19T10:31:10","date_gmt":"2007-02-19T10:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/?p=52"},"modified":"2012-06-05T08:18:30","modified_gmt":"2012-06-05T08:18:30","slug":"golf-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"Golf Sale!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#039;s quite a challenge to walk down Oxford Street and not be impeded by someone carrying above their head a large sign announcing &quot;Golf Sale!&quot;, with a fluorescent arrow instructing you where you must go. Most UK high streets suffer from this. To me, it reads &quot;Cheap Social Mobility This Way!!&quot;, an opinion, tainted by my loathing of exclusive golfing communities, encapsulating our social ills.<\/p>\n<p>Richmond Park.<br \/>\n2500 acre oasis of nature inside a mechanical city<br \/>\nthe sky weighed down with a thick rug of grey, shrouding the calm sharp air<br \/>\nKites swell and soar with each gasp of wind,<br \/>\njoggers trudge the grass,<br \/>\nlovers holding hands, oblivious to the world, interlocked hands breach the paths<br \/>\nHuge tree stumps look despondent as they litter the ground,<br \/>\nlike a war zone, muttering tales of tragedy from a violent history<br \/>\nThe ones that remain, of which there are many, are vibrant and proud, the base of the leaves all start at the same height,<br \/>\nprecisely the reach of the tallest deer, plus a hair&#039;s breadth<br \/>\nI cycled around the park, twice, maybe, I somehow lost count<br \/>\nPuddles of mud fling to my face<br \/>\nGradients conspiring against my wheels, always up, then always down, too fast<br \/>\nAnd as I marvel in the beauty<br \/>\nThe purity of the park<br \/>\nA place of space, a city&#039;s holy grail<br \/>\nBut<br \/>\nI speed past an old wooden shack<br \/>\nProudly declaring<br \/>\nA goddam Golf Sale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#039;s quite a challenge to walk down Oxford Street and not be impeded by someone carrying above their head a large sign announcing &quot;Golf Sale!&quot;, with a fluorescent arrow instructing you where you must go. Most UK high streets suffer from this. To me, it reads &quot;Cheap Social Mobility This Way!!&quot;, an opinion, tainted by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":387,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions\/387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.innerhippy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}