Damn animals

Every evening my small London garden is attacked by a troupe of incontinent foxes that leave the most disgusting turds in my flower bed. For once, I can't blame Tony Blair. Oh, hang on – yes I can!! Fox hunting's been banned!!
If anyone has a cunning plan to restore the colour of my garden from beige to green, then I'd be very, very grateful for your help.
Please, it's bad.

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